1)Stuck In A Thai Restaurant (With The Kimchee Pizza Blues Again)
she gave me iced coffee and a plate of pad thai,
but it wasn't what i was thinking of
i heard a little voice, it whispered to me
sounds like it came from above,
(chorus) "I'm stuck in a Thai restaurant
with the kimchee pizza blues again
i've been there before but i just can't help it
and i don't know when it will end."
I ordered a cheese pizza and covered it with kimchee
but then i realized it was only a dream
i was still in the first restaurant with pad thai on my plate
never ending, or so it would seem
that's when i noticed... (chorus)

2)Inferiority Complex
walk all over me, walk all over you
walk all over them, what am i gonna do
smashing out the window, breaking down the door
banging on the wall, waiting for a phone call
it's been a long time since i heard from you (repeat)
inferiority complex....
(repeat verse)

3)Help Unwanted
Homeless guy on the street
asks me for a little change
I tell him to get a life
he starts singing "Home On The Range".
(bridge) people walking everywhere looking for a break
take a cue from Marie Antoinette
tell them to eat some cake
(chorus)Help unwanted, got them salvation army blues
Help unwanted, what am I gonna do
alternate second verse lyrics: Politician on a stage
I've seen his type before
Man, he gets me in a rage
he don't think about the poor
(repeat bridge and chorus)

4)Xpressway To Yr Mango
(instrumental)

5)Siamese Connection
(lyrics under construction)

6)Ode To Jeep
(instrumental)

7) Emergency Noodle Theme
(instrumental)

8) Bad BBQ Sandwich At Taste Of Chicago Blues
(instrumental)

9) Marsellus Wallace Was Right
(lyrics under construction)

10) Scrambled Eggs
(instrumental)

BONUS TRACK:
11) Inferiority Complex (alternate version, 2003)

Rick- all vocals, guitar, bass, keyboard, drum program
Recorded and mixed by Rick, May 2002 in saipan
All songs R Williams (c)2002 Jive Music

(p)(c)2003 Aaugh! Records
P.O. Box 505508 Saipan MP 96950
info@aaughrecords.com